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1. Quote of the Week

Codd's relational model is based on set theory, and set theory simply doesn't work for database systems. It can't, for example, model a gum ball machine. Gum balls, you see, have only one attribute, which is color (gum balls don't have names, serial numbers, bar codes, or URLs). If you put 200 gum balls in a gum ball machine, the gum ball machines contains 200 gum balls. If you try to put 200 gum balls in a gum ball relation, you get a relation of 5 gum balls (the number of colors) and 195 duplicate errors. If you then take 5 gum balls out of the gum ball machine, it still contains 195 gum balls. If you take 5 gum balls out of the gum ball relation, it goes empty. --Jim Starkey, LinkedIn.com

2. To Laugh or Cry?

How to store and document large data models

3. Online

• How Many Data Model Layers Are Useful?
• Why Don't DBAs Join the NoSQL Revolution
• SQL NULL problems in analytics 

4. Interesting elsewhere

Software engineers think they're amazingly great 

5. And now for something completely different

• Pope John Paul II no saint, covered up sin
• Cardinal's vast luxury apartment in Vatican
• Man crushed to death by giant crucifix dedicated to Pope 

God keeps missing.

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UPDATE: Correction on 6/8/14


This is a response to comments by a reader on one of my posts.

L: I realize that you have taken much further what Codd wrote on the first page of his 1970 paper but it's still remarkable how many people in the data business are not able to refer to, let alone talk productively, about his "natural structure of data". And many treat RT as a fait accompli when it is still evolving, not to mention those who, as you've pointed out many times, treat SQL gizmos such as outer join as if they come from RT when they don't.

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2. Quote of the Week

Q: How do we do data modeling in NoSQL DB and Big Data??? 
A: Define the schema hierarchically so that the tables in the schema including ER form a forest using a parent relationship i.e. each table has at most one parent key. Now the data retrieval and storage is done using these parent or ancestor keys. Look for google datastore documentation for more details. --LinkedIn.com

3. To Laugh or Cry? and Online

David McGoveran's comments posted last week are a response to the following LinkedIn exchange initiated by Jim Starkey of Rdb and Interbase fame:

Is the Relational Data Model Spent?

Given who Jim is, my instinct is to cry rather than laugh. This is also the Online item, as I participated in the exchange. Jim did not respond publicly to my challenges and claimed in private that I was trolling. You decide, but if I am a troll, so is David.


4. Interesting elsewhere

Do graph databases deprecate relational databases?

H/t Erwin Smout.


5. And Now for Something Completely Different

• One in four Americans 'do not know the Earth circles the Sun'
• Rich should get more votes, says billionaire Tom Perkins

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